A colonoscopy aint all that bad...

[BISKIT]

A buddy of mine sent me this:

Things to think about/say when getting a colonoscopy.

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all:
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

[VW.A.S.P.]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! :lol:

[GT4.6]

HA HA HA good to know I go in May 18th :ninja:

[Martini]

last year i had to get my oil checked cause i had an abcess in my intestine. well the first time i was in tears cause of the pain. the second time for the follow up this was the conversation.

Doc: Well it shouldnt hurt like last time
Me: Well is sure as hell better not feel good!

[OttoCobra]

the end is near ...:look:

[badboy]

funny

[LXS]

So which line did you use Mark?



:look: :D

[1EVLPNY]

:laugh: :rofl:

Number 13 is good.