jaime beat a mach 1????

[06silverbullet]

holy crap did jaime actually beat a mach 1 :asswave::D

http://www.s197forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=617653#post617653

[grouchy01]

no 3v beating any gt500 no care :shrug:

[BISKIT]

I would have bought the story until I saw these two ideas posted by Jaime in the same sentance:


so coming driving around after a fight with my girl.. i come up on a mach. Don't know what mods he had but it sounded good. Guy was with his girl and was probably trying to show off. He lines up and takes off.. no honks he just takes off. We were going bout 70 or so.. i quickly downshifted to 3rd and reel him in quickly and leave him by about 3 or 4 cars.. we shut it down.. we get next to each other. Im on 4th gear, 3 honks and we take off, he leaves me behind by maybe half a car.. i downshift to 3rd and its over.. im leaving him by 5 + cars.. thats all. it was a fun night..

[06silverbullet]

I would have bought the story until I saw these two ideas posted by Jaime in the same sentance:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...:breath: ahahahahahahahaha :rofl: someone still have that video clip of him driving where it takes 5 seconds + to find 3rd gear

[RedRyder]

glass houses, homey.

[96GTS]

:gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight: :gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight: :gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight::gayfight:





That is all...

[RedRyder]

deflection thread is deflecting.

[1218shelby]

like vince said in the other post.. who hast missed a gear?? :finger: you too mark.. bring twisted to the track..lets see that that twin turbo can do.. :look:

[06silverbullet]

like vince said in the other post.. who hast missed a gear?? :finger: you too mark.. bring twisted to the track..lets see that that twin turbo can do.. :look:

shit i've missed a gear and still managed to pull an 8.6 ahahaha whats your point?

you flipping off mark thats a gooder you realize he just did a ton of shit to twisted and i know mark can out drive you. if i can out drive you then mark can too. plus mark won't bring out twisted i don't blame him that body work is fubared.

[grouchy01]

how hard is it to drive an auto?

[blackstang06]

how hard is it to drive an auto?

You should ask ren :whoknows: I thought it was as easy as pressing on the gas, guess not :no:










:look:

[grouchy01]

i guess you can still miss a shift and put it in N instead of D :rofl:

[blackstang06]

:lol:

[BondoSHO]

"Yo dog, I just beat a Honda Fit with a 1.3 in it!"

"Dude, that's awesome, what were you driving?"

"Ferrari 458!"

:no:

"Dude, he came looking for a piece!"

:orly:

"He had a muffler, that's good for at least .7hp...sounded pretty good!"

"You have 560hp, he has 98."

Yeah, pretty much the same thing.

[diddy Liquor]

mark won't bring out twisted i don't blame him that body work is fubared.

something happen to twisted?

[LXS]

i guess you can still miss a shift and put it in N instead of D :rofl:


Hitting neutral is a godsend! It's reverse that you need to stay away from! :donny:

I've got a column shifter on the Chevelle, makes for FUN shifting at the track! :eek:

[06silverbullet]

something happen to twisted?

well the guys that did the painting screwed it up bad. when they prepped the body the sanded off the welds of some body parts so after it was painted it had a lot of flex and a lot of the car has huge cracks in the paint cause of it.

mark step in and correct me if i have it wrong.

[grumps91GT]

Congrats Jaime......for taking the "other" guy's story and calling it your own. :look:

The mach prolly smoked your ass!! :laugh:

[Enorbit3]

jaime FTL.

[LXS]

jaime FTL.

Post of the century! :nod:

[grumps91GT]

jaime FTL.

That post is 'not of this world"!! :look:

[06silverbullet]

That post is 'not of this world"!! :look:

i heard his car is NOTW it was blessed by god and jesus himself.

[BISKIT]

well the guys that did the painting screwed it up bad. when they prepped the body the sanded off the welds of some body parts so after it was painted it had a lot of flex and a lot of the car has huge cracks in the paint cause of it.

mark step in and correct me if i have it wrong.

Yeah Alchemy was supposed to fix the some issues with her and instead gave me back a car that they fucked the bodywork on. Ground off welds and tossed bondo over it. Long story short, they are getting sued and I gotta fix it. Nothing new.

Paint for the most part looks great but mad props to Alchemy and Speedshop Custom paint for their "stellar" work. :jerkit:

The further I go in this industry the more I learn that if I want something done right....

Anyways, back to topic:

Jaime, the one time we "went up against each other" on your turf at that (from a roll) you didn't want any, especially after 3rd gear and you having no chance of catching up.
If you do want your hair dryed, lemme know and I will be glad to remind you what it was like when you were 3 and peed in your bed cus you are gonna get SPANKED.

[Martini]

Yeah Alchemy was supposed to fix the some issues with her and instead gave me back a car that they fucked the bodywork on. Ground off welds and tossed bondo over it. Long story short, they are getting sued and I gotta fix it. Nothing new.

Paint for the most part looks great but mad props to Alchemy and Speedshop Custom paint for their "stellar" work. :jerkit:

The further I go in this industry the more I learn that if I want something done right....

Anyways, back to topic:

Jaime, the one time we "went up against each other" on your turf at that (from a roll) you didn't want any, especially after 3rd gear and you having no chance of catching up.
If you do want your hair dryed, lemme know and I will be glad to remind you what it was like when you were 3 and peed in your bed cus you are gonna get SPANKED.

as a witness to this i agree

[06silverbullet]

Yeah Alchemy was supposed to fix the some issues with her and instead gave me back a car that they fucked the bodywork on. Ground off welds and tossed bondo over it. Long story short, they are getting sued and I gotta fix it. Nothing new.

Paint for the most part looks great but mad props to Alchemy and Speedshop Custom paint for their "stellar" work. :jerkit:

The further I go in this industry the more I learn that if I want something done right....

Anyways, back to topic:

Jaime, the one time we "went up against each other" on your turf at that (from a roll) you didn't want any, especially after 3rd gear and you having no chance of catching up.
If you do want your hair dryed, lemme know and I will be glad to remind you what it was like when you were 3 and peed in your bed cus you are gonna get SPANKED.


man if he didnt want any of your car he really aint gonna want nada from mine.

[BISKIT]

as a witness to this i agree

That's right, I forgot you were there.

[Martini]

That's right, I forgot you were there.

hell yeah remember you gave me like 35 car lead

[BISKIT]

hell yeah remember you gave me like 35 car lead

:rofl:

I miss the tank.

[Martini]

:rofl:

I miss the tank.

every once in a blue moon i do too

[06silverbullet]

every once in a blue moon i do too

you still have a tank. the new one is just heavier.

[BondoSHO]

I'll race you Mark :look:

I have 6.93 gears. I'll get you off the line!

[LXS]

:ohsnap: This just even gooder! Props to Mark for the Jaime bashing! :laugh: :hi5:

[RedRyder]

http://www.web-cars.com/images/humor_img//benches2.GIF

[BISKIT]

:ohsnap: This just even gooder! Props to Mark for the Jaime bashing! :laugh: :hi5:

Not bashing, just "setting straight."

[Blanco32v]

http://www.web-cars.com/images/humor_img//benches2.GIF

the red bench is faster than your red slut :look: :tongue:

[LXS]

the red bench is faster than your red slut :look: :tongue:


:rofl: That was a gooder! :laugh:

[RedRyder]

Ssssshhh. I gots a secret. See y'all in October!

[Enorbit3]

ur selling the fox? congrats!!

:look:

[96GTS]

Ren, sell the Fox and buy Fender's Mach Juan. You'll be waaaay ahead of the game. 4V FTW (at least w/ Fords)

[RedRyder]

Sorry, not selling the fox just because it has bugs to sort out. I can see it now- I sell it and 2 weeks later the new owner is running high 7's at the Dale. No way. If I were to give up on it, it'd be by dropping a 408 in it and ditching the 342. I can, but i won't.

thanks for the concern though. See you guys in October! :ninja:

[grouchy01]

why not just sell your motor and drop in my uncle Panfilo's suburban motor?

[06silverbullet]

Ssssshhh. I gots a secret. See y'all in October!

i got a secret and will be showing it off next week :devil::asthanos:

[RedRyder]

your secret is already being shown off. report to the chatbox.

[Shaolin Crane]

i got a secret and will be showing it off next week :devil::asthanos:

Gee wonder why you're selling off all the N/A and steep gear ratio stuff :rolleyes: Someone's peen getting small so they need to buy a blower.

[RedRyder]

well, it is the best engine mod for an s197.

[BISKIT]

i got a secret and will be showing it off next week :devil::asthanos:

You finally used your left hand???

[06silverbullet]

You finally used your left hand???

shhh i was saving that to make a porno.... thanks mark you ruined it :angry2:

[t76mach]

You finally used your left hand???

The stranger :aaron:

Sit on it for 10 minutes and then handle it :backpedal:

[06silverbullet]

The stranger :aaron:

Sit on it for 10 minutes and then handle it :backpedal:

stranger...WHAT...stranger ...WHAT....stranger...OOOOKKAY. /lil john