***The Official Just Dropped A Deuce Thread***

[LXS]

We had one of these before the great crash of '09 and thought we needed another one! :nod: :look:



So yeah, I dropped THREE deuces today all before 3pm!! i think I heard Jose was having some deucin' issues of his own today to! :sad: :flush: :relief:

[Nicksbluestang]

My plumbing system is fucked up at my house and have the plumbers working on it. Havent taken a shit at home all day. Instead i took a massive one at work. :laugh:

[Killer281Saleen]

fucked up the federal court house bathroom today :rockon: jajja

[LXS]

LMFAO!!! Nick and Frankie FTW!! :laugh:


Once I came close to fuckin up one of the toilets at my job, luckily it all went down on the third flush! :look:

[V3NOM3S]

I dropped a mean one last week and my boss walked in about 30 seconds after. I didn't even leave the light on since they always turn it off when someone leaves it on. Cheap ass cubans.

[Martini]

just dropped a 15 min duece. almost filled the bowl. my pants fit better now

[Nicksbluestang]

the plumbing of my house is fixed so when i get home i will take my first shit of the day. This may not end well...might have to call teh plumber again once in done with it. :look:

[LXS]

LMFAO!!!! :laugh: :flush: :D

[Enorbit3]

i just had a movement. it was refreshing. feel like there is still some poo in the colon tho

[Blanco32v]

thought id make yall a lil something special with my G1 :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/SN95FiveOh/1266964029_picsay-1266964029.jpg

**those disgusted, should have thought twice before clicking a thread thats clearly about shit :steve:

[LXS]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:bow: :laugh: :D

[V3NOM3S]

hahaaaa............... nice one looked like a battle.

[ka0tyk]

got one locked in the chamber right now. just lettin 'er build up before i release.

[Enorbit3]

got one locked in the chamber right now. just lettin 'er build up before i release.

lol gotta make sure the pressure is right. :look:

[OttoCobra]

Woot! who hasn't missed this thread! :rofl:

[Martini]

tried to make it a three-fer today but the third round isn't ready. maybe after dinner it'll be primed

[ka0tyk]

lol gotta make sure the pressure is right. :look:

wow i totaly forgot i had to go, i havent gone since...

[Martini]

I just pooped


That is all

[BondoSHO]

Went 4 times yesterday, so far twice today. All were very spiritual experiences :laugh:

[OttoCobra]

More spiritual experiences can be had with ex-lax? :eek:

[BondoSHO]

Another is brewin'!

[LXS]

I hate having to squeeze the cheeks and prairie dog'n it at work :no: At least I'm finally home and can have a spritual experience of my own now! :nod: :flush:

[BondoSHO]

Once at 5am, another at 8:30am. Both huge :laugh: Walking almost 3 miles a night really gets things movin'! I've been going 3-4 times a day. Gonna have to install a seat here in my cubicle :flush:.

[ka0tyk]

I hate having to squeeze the cheeks and prairie dog'n it at work :no: At least I'm finally home and can have a spritual experience of my own now! :nod: :flush:

why are you holdin it in at work? I love getting paid to poop.

[BISKIT]

After making one of my mega hamburgers on sunday and mickey D's yesterday followed up by a big bowl of frosted flakes with ice cold milk this morning I totalled the bathroom at work. Hope they had insurance.

[BondoSHO]

Another is brewing. Gonna go home, make a sammich, and then probably pave a brown mile. #3 before noon. I should get a medal.

[BondoSHO]

Mission complete. Back to work.

[LXS]

why are you holdin it in at work? I love getting paid to poop.


I'm on production, so every time I go take a leak or drop a deuce I lose time and have to run even more to make that x amount of time I lost in the bathroom :sad: We've got two 10min breaks and a half hour lunch, but those 10min breaks aren't always long enough and lunch break time flys! :cray:

[LXS]

Man, it's no kidding when they say coffee's a diarhetic! I had a few sips of some 7-11 coffee (:drool:) and :flush:!! :laugh:

[03KBDSGSnk]

best dump in like a week about 10 mins ago. Had some killer mexican for lunch wit da hot as# salsa and a bunch of Cholula! When your old like me blastin a dookie is almost as good as copin a nut!:jerkoff:

[grumps91GT]

Today I had one that felt like it was clinging on for dear life. :laugh:

Felt much better after I gave birth. :look:

[LXS]

best dump in like a week about 10 mins ago. Had some killer mexican for lunch wit da hot as# salsa and a bunch of Cholula! When your old like me blastin a dookie is almost as good as copin a nut!:jerkoff:


LMMFAO!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi5:

[RATFINKGT]

Im droping a chocolate monkey after a long hard day at work and having a subway sammich with xtra jalepenos..... Looks like a baby in the toilet

[BondoSHO]

Just finished #4. The night is still young.

[03KBDSGSnk]

Brewin up a good one. I'm gonna wait until the wifey is about to take a shower, then go befoul el bano. LOL have fun with ALL THAT BIOTCH!! I suck as a husband!! (What are you gonna do I have to exact revenge anyway I can)

[Blanco32v]

Brewin up a good one. I'm gonna wait until the wifey is about to take a shower, then go befoul el bano. LOL have fun with ALL THAT BIOTCH!! I suck as a husband!! (What are you gonna do I have to exact revenge anyway I can)

you, my friend, will do very well around here :rockon:

this is the funniest "shit" ive read in a while :laugh:

[BondoSHO]

Just finished #4. Will there be a 5 today?

[grumps91GT]

you, my friend, will do very well around here :rockon:

this is the funniest "shit" ive read in a while :laugh:

X2 :rofl:

Awesome way to say "I love you, honey" to your wife. HAHA!!! :tup:

[03KBDSGSnk]

Nothin says lovin like a stinky bathroom. LOL I got kicked out of bed for the "dutch oven" last sunday night. I:hystlaugh:

[BondoSHO]

I passed a kidney stone yesterday :donny:

[LXS]

Nothin says lovin like a stinky bathroom. LOL I got kicked out of bed for the "dutch oven" last sunday night. I:hystlaugh:


LMMFAO!!! Dutch oven FTW!! :nod: :laugh: :hi5: :D

---------- Post added 04-01-2010 at 08:23 AM ----------

I passed a kidney stone yesterday :donny:

Ouch! Don't know what that feels like, but I've passed gall stones before : owie: :sad:

[BondoSHO]

LMMFAO!!! Dutch oven FTW!! :nod: :laugh: :hi5: :D

---------- Post added 04-01-2010 at 08:23 AM ----------



Ouch! Don't know what that feels like, but I've passed gall stones before : owie: :sad:

All I felt was a burning sensation in my lower back, and then I went to the bathroom. As I was going, "plop" and then some blood. Lower back pain was gone. I guess I got lucky.

[LXS]

Sounds like good times! :cheers:

[LXS]

Awwwe man!!!! I'm pulling a BondoSean today with a bajillion dumps!! I woke up in the middle of the night around 1:30am, dropped a deuce, then again just before my first break at work (8:30am), then I was gonna have to go again right after lunch but I held it till I got home (6pm) and now I'm in here again! FML! :ugh: :no: :sad:

[03KBDSGSnk]

Awwwe man!!!! I'm pulling a BondoSean today with a bajillion dumps!! I woke up in the middle of the night around 1:30am, dropped a deuce, then again just before my first break at work (8:30am), then I was gonna have to go again right after lunch but I held it till I got home (6pm) and now I'm in here again! FML! :ugh: :no: :sad:

LOL I hope you don't take your lap-top in the dumper w/you. If so you need some real reading material. My fav's include MM&FF and Maxum

[grumps91GT]

Today I had a "Stage 5" clinger....... Literally. Little fucker was clinging on for dear life, so I had do do some evasive manuvering til it drop and join the rest. :donny:

[LXS]

LOL I hope you don't take your lap-top in the dumper w/you. If so you need some real reading material. My fav's include MM&FF and Maxum


Na man, don't have a lap top, just my phone! :nod: :D But yeah, I do take my 5.0, MM&FF, CHP, Car Craft, etc. with me :nod: :cheers:

[Blanco32v]

i always take my laptop in when using the can. And then i proceed to post and chat with my homies :D

[03KBDSGSnk]

i always take my laptop in when using the can. And then i proceed to post and chat with my homies :D

I'll think about that if I ever see you posting in the chatbox......roflmfao

[LXS]

I'll think about that if I ever see you posting in the chatbox......roflmfao


Just beware if/when he says, "brb, gotta wash my hands" :donny: :puke: :look:

[RATFINKGT]

Dropping the second twix stick of the day nice n solid after a big bowl of oatmeal for breakfast. Should be laying some more roads by tonight if anybody wants to cruise on them lmao

[LXS]

Droppin' my third deuce of the day! :rockon:

[diddy Liquor]

Droppin' my third deuce of the day! :rockon:

3rd dump by 2:00 pm damn how much you eating?

[5litrarag]

3rd dump by 2:00 pm damn how much you eating?

hahaha!

[BondoSHO]

I just completed number 2. 3 if you count from 12:01am up. Seems every time I eat, it pushes the other stuff out :whoknows:

[V3NOM3S]

I got some bad gas right now, it's a warning for what's to come later......

[LXS]

3rd dump by 2:00 pm damn how much you eating?


I'm up at 4:30am, first deuce was at 8:30am, second at about 11:30am, then the third one while I posted up! Don't hate just cause I've got a normal working system! :nod:

[03KBDSGSnk]

I just WRECKED the bathroom at work. I fawkin love eating picadillo the way my wife makes it! Make the bathroom smel *sniff sniff* :barf:

[RATFINKGT]

Have a big one brewing here at work.. Ate 2 burritos last nite with alot of hot sauce and had a coffe and monster this morning everytime i go to the restroom all stalls r busy...gnna wreck it in abit n have that ice cube ready haha

[LXS]

Dammit!!! Fourth deuce of the day right here! :sad: :donny: :cray:

[RATFINKGT]

Brewing one up at margaritaville in vegas lol after a plate of nachos n bacon bbq burger

[TUPAPI04]

I usually drop three, one at 7 when waking up second one around 1 or 2 and third one at 5. there is those times where a fourth one will drop around 11:30 if i have a big dinner or something that goes by fast on the stomach.

[LXS]

So I just tore it up in a bathroom at a baquet hall (at a relative's quinceniera) and scared a kid with my "mofle." Kid ran outta the bathroom like Jaime over a curb! :rofl: :look: :laugh: :D

[MartyParty]

So I just tore it up in a bathroom at a baquet hall (at a relative's quinceniera) and scared a kid with my "mofle." Kid ran outta the bathroom like Jaime over a curb! :rofl: :look: :laugh: :D

:rofl:

DUDE! That is hilarious! hahahahaha! Jaime...

[LXS]

:rofl:

DUDE! That is hilarious! hahahahaha! Jaime...



:steve: I'll be here all week! :nod: :D

[TUPAPI04]

Yesterday i dropped a major turtle head, i had some farts that the STANK would linger for a minute. Came out tired and sweaty like if i had just come back from the gym.